0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you handle dinner tonight?' I said, 'Absolutely.' I made pasta with a tomato sauce. She sat down, looked at it, and said, 'I meant a full meal. With a side. And a salad.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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