13FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you just handle dinner tonight?' I said, 'Sure.' I handled the stove, the timer, the salt, the 'is it ready yet' question, the 'is it REALLY ready yet' question, and the 'I said six and it's six-zero-four' question.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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