My wife said, 'Can you take out the recycling?' I took out the recycling. She said, 'And the compost?' I said, 'Honey, the recycling is the compost. It's the same bag. I put the eggshells in the same bag as the cardboard. The bag has no label. The bag is just a bag. It is a bag of things that are no longer in their original form, and I will not be sorting it into sub-bags.'