73FamilyMy wife told me to 'just be present with the kids tonight.' I sat on the couch, made eye contact with my son, and said, 'I am here.' He said, 'You've been here for three hours.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare