21Work & OfficeOur IT department sent an email that said, 'Your password has expired. Please reset it. If you forget your new password, please reset it again.' I replied, 'So I need to forget it to remember it?'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare