Random Jokes

64

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

7

Why did the TV show go to the doctor?

83

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

37

I told the flight attendant I wanted a window seat.

18

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?

5

My date suggested we share an appetizer to save money on our first night out.

34

On our fourth date, my partner asked if I believed in soulmates or if we just met people until one stuck.

45

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

5

Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who?

48

The teacher asked my daughter to write an essay on why chewing gum is bad in class.

43

My boss told me to come up with a new idea for saving money at work.

14

My roommate asked if I could help him move his couch to the other side of the room.

44

My boss asked me why I only do minimal work.

22

I asked the scientist if we could travel to Mars.

56

I booked a trip to a hotel that promised a view of the ocean from every room.