Animals Jokes

47

My goldfish asked me if I thought he could learn to swim.

43

My neighbor's cat keeps stealing my socks.

16

My dog decided to become a professional chef.

34

My cat tried to give me a pep talk.

9

My dog tried to order a pizza online.

24

My dog learned how to play the piano.

49

Why did the monkey cross the road?

69

What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back?

26

Why did the invisible man turn down the job at the zoo?

7

What did the spider say to the fly?

50

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

37

Why don't polar bears like fast food?

38

Why was the cat so bad at poker?

28

Why did the elephant get rejected from the circus?

53

Why did the invisible man turn down the offer to work at the zoo?