Animals Jokes

24

My cat tried to jump on the counter to steal food.

33

My dog tried to bark at a squirrel on the other side of the glass door.

72

My dog thinks he's good at hiding because he stands behind the door and waits.

15

I tried to explain to my cat why he can't sit on the keyboard while I work.

33

My neighbor's dog barked at me.

30

My cat knocked over my plant.

10

My hamster escaped from his cage.

61

My cat sits on my keyboard every time I work.

79

My parrot learned to say 'Good morning' every day.

49

My neighbor's dog started a podcast about neighborhood gossip.

84

My goldfish refused to swim backward.

9

My dog brought me a stick he found in the yard.

71

My bird kept trying to land on my shoulder.

35

My dog decided to become a detective.

30

My dog asked me if I wanted to play fetch.