Bar Jokes Jokes

15

A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I'd like a grilled cheese... ... ... sandwich."

30

A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks.

56

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

59

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt. The bartender asks about it.

27

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellboy asks if he needs help with his luggage.

53

A grasshopper hops into a bar.

76

A photon walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he has any luggage.

19

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then another. Then another.

27

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers.

44

An amnesiac walks into a bar.

12

A sandwich walks into a bar.

21

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

71

A blind man walks into a bar.

61

A bear walks into a bar and says give me a whiskey... and a cola.

30

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt.