Bar Jokes Jokes

64

A scarecrow walks into a smoothie bar.

60

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

65

A mushroom walks into a bar.

59

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.

45

A man walks into a bar with a poodle.

41

A piece of string walks into a bar.

26

A rope walks into a bar.

80

A snail is mugged by two turtles.

15

A talking dog walks into a bar and orders a martini.

13

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

33

A carrot walks into a bar.

84

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

73

A book walks into a bar.

33

A magician walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

65

A snail walks into a bar.