Dating Jokes

49

On our first date, my partner asked if I was good at keeping secrets.

71

On our first date, my partner asked if I believed in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

74

My date told me she prefers partners who can keep secrets well.

57

We went to a movie where neither of us spoke until the credits started rolling.

5

My date suggested we share an appetizer to save money on our first night out.

54

My date told me she was looking for someone who could handle her spontaneity.

19

I asked my date what her biggest fear was regarding relationships.

76

I went on a date with someone who claimed to be an excellent cook.

43

My wife told me she wants to go on a romantic weekend where we do nothing but stare at each other.

10

My date asked if I believed in destiny or if everyone just meets by accident.

60

I went on a date with someone who said they were terrible at giving directions.

17

I asked my date if she believed in ghosts.

65

We went on a date to a restaurant that served only mystery dishes.

15

I asked my date if she believed in fate or just good planning.

41

My wife and I went on a date where we played a game of 'Who knows who better?'