Dating Jokes

71

On our second date, he asked what my idea of a perfect night was.

79

On our first date, she asked what my biggest fear was.

44

My friend set me up with someone who claimed to hate technology.

33

On a blind date, she suggested splitting the check right when we sat down.

26

On our first date, he asked what my favorite movie was.

7

On our second date, she asked what my idea of a perfect night was.

21

My date asked if I wanted to hold hands or keep them in our pockets for now.

28

My girlfriend told me she wanted a partner who could listen better than anyone else.

76

My date said she wanted to meet my parents right away.

79

My date asked me what my biggest fear was.

11

She told me she liked guys who could cook, so I burned a steak just to show my passion.

5

My date told me she loved adventurous guys, so I brought her a map to the bathroom.

33

We went on a blind date where they told me my partner loved puzzles.

29

On a first date, I asked if she liked hiking because I wanted to know if we were compatible for long walks.

34

On our fourth date, my partner asked if I believed in soulmates or if we just met people until one stuck.