Family Jokes

75

I told my dad I wanted to learn how to code so he could finally fix his computer.

34

My wife complained that I never listen to her.

69

My dad tried to fix a leaky faucet by yelling at it.

75

My family decided to have a 'no-talking' week to save on electricity for the TV.

28

My dad tried to teach me how to fold a fitted sheet by saying it was an ancient art form.

36

My dad tried to fix the internet connection by turning off and on again like a light switch.

44

My mother-in-law asked me why I always hide the remote control when she visits.

33

I tried to impress my family by cooking a five-course meal last night.

31

My sister told me she's planning a surprise party for herself next month.

16

My dad tried to teach me how to fish by taking me out in the rain without bait.

46

My wife asked if I could handle a surprise party next week.

15

My dad tried to teach me how to cook by saying, 'Just add love and a little bit of salt.'

78

My son tried to convince me that his goldfish is actually an alien in disguise.

41

My dad insisted on teaching us how to fix the leaky faucet using only duct tape and hope.

81

My kids tried to organize a meeting to discuss how they should divide their chores.