Family Jokes

19

My son asked why we always buy milk but never butter at the same time.

67

My dad tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and hugging it for good luck.

56

My daughter came home with a school project about famous inventors she wanted to share.

81

My dad tried to assemble new furniture without reading the instructions.

60

My mom insists her lasagna recipe is a secret family tradition passed down for generations.

24

My dad tried to update the family printer by talking nicely to it through the phone speaker.

56

My dad asked if I wanted to help him fix the leaky faucet under the sink.

84

My wife asked if I wanted to try a new recipe for dinner tonight.

49

My nephew tried to pay for his candy bar with a drawing of money.

47

My dad decided to fix the broken chair by taping it together with duct tape.

36

My dad tried to assemble the new furniture without reading the instructions.

74

My little brother tried to hide his report card in the cookie jar.

6

My mom asked why I never wash the dishes after dinner like she taught me to do years ago.

37

My dad tried to fix the leaky faucet by simply ignoring it until it went away.

33

My sister asked if she could borrow fifty dollars to fix her car.