Holiday Jokes

76

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

29

Why doesn't Santa ever get sick?

77

What do elves learn in school?

26

Why did the Easter egg hide?

55

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

57

What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar?

59

Why did the turkey join a band?

13

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

58

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

49

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

42

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

62

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

73

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

32

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

29

I bought my friend an elephant for his birthday.