Holiday Jokes

22

What do you call a mischievous elf?

12

Why did the Christmas present get upset?

64

What do you call a snowman in July?

13

What do you call a witch's garage?

43

Why did the Christmas tree need a new outfit?

75

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Christmas Eve?

69

Why did the ghost go to the Christmas party?

51

Why did the turkey cross the road at Thanksgiving?

68

Why did the reindeer get a bad report card?

73

Why did the snowman look so worried?

57

Why did the zombie go to the library?

15

Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

77

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

28

My dad said he was going to dress up as a giant grape for Halloween.

22

I asked my dad what his New Year's resolution was.