Money Jokes

26

Why did the piggy bank break up with the wallet?

72

My financial advisor told me to start investing in the stock market.

70

I tried to open a bank account with my pet parrot.

77

Why did the wallet break up with the credit card?

82

My financial advisor told me to put all my money into a new company.

26

Why did the rich man lose all his money?

24

My bank called and asked if I wanted to invest in a low-risk, high-reward fund.

24

My financial advisor told me to cut back on unnecessary expenses.

47

Why did the piggy bank quit its job?

66

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

48

Why did the rich man go broke?

65

Why did the poor man bury his money in the garden?

55

My financial advisor told me to put my money in something that would appreciate.

73

My financial advisor told me to put my money in something secure.

67

My financial advisor told me to invest in something that would always be growing.