Money Jokes

38

I asked my bank for a loan to buy a boat.

55

My friend told me he lost all his money betting on horses.

70

My bank manager told me I had insufficient funds.

20

My friend tried to start a business selling invisible products.

22

My friend told me he was saving up to buy a new magic carpet.

83

I asked my financial advisor for advice on getting rich.

38

My bank account is like an onion.

83

My dad always told me to save money.

25

I asked my bank for a small loan to buy a dictionary.

64

My bank account is like a roller coaster.

74

My friend told me his bank account was looking a little thin.

61

My financial advisor told me to save for a rainy day.

22

My bank account is like a magic trick.

77

My wallet recently started talking to me.

34

I asked my bank for a loan to buy a new car.