Money Jokes

56

I told my financial advisor I wanted to be a millionaire.

58

Why did the banker switch careers?

47

My wife wants me to stop collecting vintage pennies.

56

Why did the penny go to college?

51

Why did the coin go to the doctor?

82

What did the janitor say when he won the lottery?

39

My bank account and my diet have something in common.

41

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

47

I invested in a ceiling fan company.

38

My wallet is like an onion.

83

I tried to save money by making my own clothes.

35

What's a penny's life motto?

16

Why do bills travel in envelopes?

19

My accountant told me I'm in the red.

52

What did the penny say to the dollar?