School Jokes

63

Why did the math teacher open a bakery?

22

My teacher asked me to name two pronouns.

5

I told my teacher I didn't do my homework because of my eyes.

66

Why was the school clock always getting in trouble?

23

What's a student's favorite season?

50

Why do history teachers make the worst chefs?

32

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

43

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

25

I asked my teacher what the difference between ignorance and apathy was.

12

Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom?

66

What's the smartest insect?

31

Why do math teachers love parks?

12

What did the pencil say to the paper?

9

Why did the student eat his homework?

32

What's a teacher's favorite type of music?