School Jokes

47

My history teacher always told us to pay attention.

72

Why did the student get confused during the math test?

46

Why did the student get sent to the principal's office for staring at the orange juice?

48

Why did the student bring a ladder to class?

66

My history teacher said I needed to improve my memory.

11

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

70

My history teacher told me I needed to pay more attention.

45

Why did the student get a cold during the test?

22

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

56

My teacher told me I had a lot of potential.

60

My teacher told me I was going to fail history.

78

My math teacher called me average.

24

I asked my kid what he learned in school today.

6

Why did the grammar teacher get arrested at the airport?

56

My professor said I would fail if I didn't turn in my paper.