Science Jokes

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of friction. He slid a book across the kitchen table, filmed it slowing to a stop, and wrote his conclusion in thick blue marker.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a spoon, a coin, and a grape in a glass of water, took a photo, and wrote 'they all went down' in his notebook.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate surface tension.

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle. He put a bowl of water on a sunny windowsill, came back the next day, and wrote 'it's still water' on his poster in green marker. His teacher gave him a B-minus for 'honest but incomplete observation.'

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of gravity. He dropped a grape from the kitchen counter, filmed it hitting the floor, and wrote his conclusion on a sticky note he stuck to the fridge.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate static electricity. He rubbed a balloon on his hair, stuck it to the wall, and turned to the class with full confidence.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate Newton's third law. He pushed a shopping cart into a wall, filmed it, and wrote his conclusion on the back of a cereal box.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a rock in a glass of water, held it up to the class, and declared his findings.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate plate tectonics. He taped two dinner plates together, smeared peanut butter on one, and held them up to the class.

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle, but he set up a fish tank with a small fan and a heat lamp.

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The chemistry teacher asked why my experiment smelled like burnt toast.

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My physics project required me to demonstrate gravity without dropping anything.

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The science teacher asked why our volcano model didn't erupt during the demo.

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The chemistry experiment required us to mix two clear liquids together for the result.

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The science teacher asked why our volcano model didn't erupt during the demonstration.