Science Jokes

50

My son asked how the moon stays up in the sky without falling down.

19

The chemistry teacher asked why my beaker was empty again.

46

The lab partner kept asking why the volcano model wasn't erupting.

54

The science teacher asked why the experiment failed again.

6

The physics teacher asked why the balloon wouldn't stay inflated during the lab experiment.

48

My physics teacher asked why the pendulum stopped swinging so quickly.

80

The science teacher asked us to explain why water boils at 100 degrees Celsius.

41

My friend told me the universe is expanding every second.

74

My science teacher told us that gravity is the force that keeps us on the ground.

79

My chemistry teacher told me not to mix two chemicals because they could create an explosion.

41

The lab technician asked why my experiment kept exploding when I followed the instructions exactly.

34

My science project on photosynthesis failed because the plant got tired of reading the textbook.

62

The science teacher asked us to explain how a black hole works without using any scary words.

76

The chemistry experiment required me to mix two clear liquids until they turned blue.

35

The science teacher asked us to explain how we'd travel to Mars without a rocket.