Work & Office Jokes

27

My coworker always brings a ladder to work.

10

My boss asked me if I could work smarter, not harder.

40

My coworker said he was quitting because he felt like a forgotten semicolon.

23

My boss asked me to put together a presentation about our company's future.

8

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

39

I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.

21

The wifi at our office went down for an hour.

43

Our office printer is possessed.

48

I told my boss I needed a mental health day.

68

My office has started serving decaf coffee without telling anyone.

80

Why did the stapler break up with the tape dispenser?

50

I finally found a job I'm passionate about.

77

My coworker asked if I had plans for the weekend.

29

My boss told me teamwork is what makes the dream work.

59

I accidentally sent a love letter to my boss.