42Bar JokeI walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have a drink that tastes like the moment you realize you left the stove on.' The bartender poured me a whiskey and said, 'You want something smoky, or something that makes you want to run outside and check?'Show PunchlineShare
79Bar JokeI walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have a drink that tastes like the moment you finally sit down at the restaurant, the waiter says Can I get you started, and you realize you left your phone — and your reservation confirmation — at home.'Show PunchlineShare
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