Animals Jokes

77

My dog decided to open a bakery, but it didn't last long.

81

My dog tried to start a fashion brand based entirely on his own style.

84

My parrot decided to start a news channel in the living room.

72

My dog tried to open his own bakery.

66

My cat decided she wanted to be the family pet detective.

23

My dog decided he wanted to join the family business as a consultant.

80

My neighbor's dog barks at everything except the mailman who walks by every single day.

15

My neighbor complained her cat keeps knocking glasses off tables all day long.

44

I told my parrot to stop repeating everything I say in the kitchen.

69

I bought a birdhouse for my backyard hoping to attract some local wildlife.

72

My cat insists on sleeping in the warmest spot in the house regardless of comfort.

77

My dog decided he wanted to be a fitness trainer for other dogs.

71

I bought a puppy that promised he would never chew on anything important.

55

I adopted a parrot that claimed to be excellent at keeping secrets.

55

My dog decided he wanted to be a professional comedian.