Animals Jokes

78

My goldfish tried to escape his bowl by swimming in circles really fast.

27

My dog tried to hide his guilt after eating the steak by acting like he was asleep.

81

My rabbit tried to join the family book club.

29

My parrot decided he wanted to learn how to do taxes.

54

My cat tried to hunt a laser pointer.

60

My dog learned how to open doors by watching me struggle with them.

68

My hamster escaped his cage and built a fort out of shredded paper towels in the laundry room.

39

My golden retriever tried to apply for a job as a mail carrier.

49

My cat refuses to use the scratching post I bought her.

57

My golden retriever thinks he's in charge of home security.

53

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef after watching me cook pasta.

9

My dog started barking at the mailman every day until he finally gave up and became a delivery driver.

12

I tried to teach my cat how to fetch by throwing a mouse toy.

77

My dog brought me his toy every time I tried to cook dinner.

30

The dog sat next to me while I was trying to work from home.