Bar Jokes Jokes

37

I walked into a bar and told the bartender I wanted something that made me feel like I was on a yacht in the Mediterranean.

9

The bartender refused me service because my ID looked older than him.

55

The bartender asked me what kind of drink would make me feel like a superhero.

58

I walked into a bar and ordered the smallest drink on the menu.

81

A customer asked the bartender for a drink that would make him feel like he had just won a lottery.

40

I walked into a bar and ordered the most expensive drink on the menu.

32

I went to the bar and ordered a glass of water with lemon.

70

I asked the bartender for a drink that would help me forget my ex.

65

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could fix my life.

19

The bartender told me his specialty was making drinks that hide the taste of onions.

5

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could make me forget my embarrassing moment at karaoke.

8

I told the bartender I wanted a drink that tastes like regret but cheaper.

28

I walked into a bar asking for a drink that could make me forget my embarrassing moment at karaoke.

79

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could fix a broken heart.

48

I went to a bar and asked for a drink called 'The Monday Morning'.