Bar Jokes Jokes

81

A customer asked the bartender for a drink that would make him feel like he had just won a lottery.

40

I walked into a bar and ordered the most expensive drink on the menu.

32

I went to the bar and ordered a glass of water with lemon.

70

I asked the bartender for a drink that would help me forget my ex.

65

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could fix my life.

19

The bartender told me his specialty was making drinks that hide the taste of onions.

5

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could make me forget my embarrassing moment at karaoke.

8

I told the bartender I wanted a drink that tastes like regret but cheaper.

28

I walked into a bar asking for a drink that could make me forget my embarrassing moment at karaoke.

79

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could fix a broken heart.

48

I went to a bar and asked for a drink called 'The Monday Morning'.

70

The bartender promised me a drink called 'The Midnight Sun' that would keep me awake all night.

67

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could cure my insomnia.

28

I ordered the special at the diner but forgot to mention I don't eat meat.

35

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could help me forget my ex.