Bar Jokes Jokes

70

The bartender asked me why I ordered three glasses of water in a row.

59

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could make me feel like a million bucks.

27

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could fix my terrible sense of direction.

9

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender if they had any drinks that could make me invisible.

17

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender if they had any drinks that could make me feel like a million bucks.

8

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could fix my bad day.

81

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink to help me forget my ex's birthday.

40

I walked into a bar and ordered a drink that would make me feel like I was on vacation without leaving my seat.

17

I walked into a bar where the bartender only served drinks in clear cups.

57

My brother went to a bar to relax after work but left immediately.

21

A regular at the bar told me he only drinks water on Tuesdays.

70

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that would help me forget my embarrassing childhood stories.

82

I went to a comedy bar where the audience was made up entirely of accountants.

16

I walked into a bar and ordered a drink that tastes like Monday morning.

63

I walked into a bar where the drinks were named after feelings.