Bar Jokes Jokes

39

The bartender asked me why I was drinking alone.

45

The bartender suggested a drink called 'The Hangover Cure'.

23

The bartender told me I looked like I needed a drink.

5

I asked the bartender if he could make a drink that tastes like a rainy Sunday.

56

The bartender asked me what kind of drink I wanted.

67

I went to a bar and ordered a drink.

6

A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink.

59

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water.

79

A fish walks into a bar and asks, 'Do you have any water?'

53

A horse walks into a coffee shop.

68

A talking dog walks into a bar and orders a drink.

12

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.

16

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

41

A talking horse walks into a bar.

26

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "That'll be five dollars."