52DoctorThe doctor told me I need to start exercising more because my heart is getting out of shape.Show PunchlineShare
11DoctorI went to the doctor complaining that my shadow was too long in the winter.Show PunchlineShare
46DoctorI went to the doctor because my arm was hurting every time I tried to lift it above my head.Show PunchlineShare
62DoctorI asked the doctor if running on a treadmill would help me lose weight faster.Show PunchlineShare
41DoctorThe specialist told me I need to reduce stress in my life immediately to avoid health issues.Show PunchlineShare
44DoctorThe doctor asked if anyone in my family has been diagnosed with chronic lateness.Show PunchlineShare
17DoctorThe doctor told me my cholesterol is so high that if I sneeze, I might spray butter on the walls.Show PunchlineShare
49DoctorI went to see a specialist who claimed he could cure boredom with medication.Show PunchlineShare
18DoctorI told the doctor my knees make a cracking sound every time I bend them down.Show PunchlineShare
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