Doctor Jokes

70

The doctor told me I need to reduce my stress by avoiding complicated situations.

27

The doctor told me I have a condition where my heart beats faster whenever I think about money.

51

The specialist told me my posture was improving but warned against standing in one spot too long.

12

I asked my physician if swimming would help with my chronic back pain.

39

The doctor told me to take deep breaths whenever I feel stressed.

40

The doctor told me I have a rare condition where everything is perfect.

73

The specialist told me I have perfect vision in my left eye and nothing in the right one.

20

The doctor asked me if I played any sports to keep active.

43

The doctor told me to stop eating so much sugar if I want to live longer.

24

The doctor told me I have a condition where my left leg is shorter than my right one.

61

I took my son to the doctor because he kept saying his tummy hurt.

51

The doctor told me I need to lose weight to live longer.

24

The doctor told me to start doing more exercises with my hands and feet.

34

My doctor told me to avoid stressful situations if I wanted to live longer.

43

I went to the doctor because I was feeling dizzy.