35DoctorThe specialist told me I need to get more exercise to improve my circulation.Show PunchlineShare
42DoctorThe doctor told me I need to stop eating so much cheese because my cholesterol is acting like a traffic jam.Show PunchlineShare
73DoctorI went to the optometrist and asked if he could fix my blurry vision permanently.Show PunchlineShare
54DoctorThe doctor told me I needed to stop eating so much junk food because my blood was turning into soda.Show PunchlineShare
71DoctorThe doctor said I needed to stop carrying heavy bags because my back was acting up.Show PunchlineShare
52DoctorThe doctor told me my stress levels were so high that my coffee mug was vibrating.Show PunchlineShare
58DoctorThe doctor said I needed to cut down on sugar because my blood was turning into soda.Show PunchlineShare
5DoctorThe doctor told me my heart was beating so fast it looked like it was running a marathon.Show PunchlineShare
52DoctorThe doctor told me I need to start exercising more because my heart is getting out of shape.Show PunchlineShare
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