Doctor Jokes

11

I went to the doctor complaining that my shadow was too long in the winter.

46

I went to the doctor because my arm was hurting every time I tried to lift it above my head.

62

I asked the doctor if running on a treadmill would help me lose weight faster.

41

The specialist told me I need to reduce stress in my life immediately to avoid health issues.

44

The doctor asked if anyone in my family has been diagnosed with chronic lateness.

55

I told the doctor my back hurts worse whenever I sit down for too long.

17

The doctor told me my cholesterol is so high that if I sneeze, I might spray butter on the walls.

49

I went to see a specialist who claimed he could cure boredom with medication.

18

I told the doctor my knees make a cracking sound every time I bend them down.

48

The doctor told me I need to stop eating so much sugar.

63

The doctor asked if I had any trouble lifting heavy objects over my head.

78

The doctor told me to stop worrying about small things.

34

The doctor told me my back pain might be caused by poor posture.

73

The doctor told me to take a walk every day for my health.

72

I went to the doctor and told him I feel like my life is a endless loop of the same mistakes.