Doctor Jokes

39

I told my doctor I had a fear of speed bumps.

17

My doctor told me I was colorblind.

49

I went to the doctor because I kept hearing voices.

58

I told my doctor I had a severe case of amnesia.

13

I told my doctor I had a bad case of the blues.

5

Why did the man bring a ladder to the doctor's office?

52

I told my doctor I had a bad case of hiccups.

11

I told my doctor I had a chronic case of déjà vu.

55

What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

52

I went to the doctor and told him I had a strange ringing in my ears.

25

I told my doctor I had a recurring dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

33

I went to the doctor and told him I kept forgetting things.

70

I went to the doctor and told him I had a phobia of tall buildings.

19

I went to the doctor and told him I felt like a pack of cards.

53

I went to the doctor and told him I swallowed a dictionary.