Doctor Jokes

33

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a bell.

33

I went to the doctor and told him I had a terrible addiction to chocolate.

80

My doctor told me I needed to get more exercise.

67

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a pair of curtains.

51

I told my doctor I had a problem with my hearing.

62

I told the doctor I had a problem with my vision.

56

I went to the doctor and told him I kept seeing invisible people.

48

I went to the doctor and told him I had a fear of speed bumps.

74

I went to the doctor and told him I had a ringing in my ears.

48

I told my doctor I had a problem with my short-term memory.

64

I went to the doctor and told him I felt like a deck of cards.

77

I told my doctor I had a recurring dream about being a famous chef.

18

I went to the doctor because I swallowed a dictionary.

11

I told my doctor I thought I was a pair of dice.

40

I went to the doctor because I had a potato growing out of my ear.