Doctor Jokes

36

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ear.

84

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

49

Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

36

A man goes to the doctor and says, "I broke my arm in two places."

40

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!

31

A man walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber in his ear and a carrot up his nose. The doctor says...

72

Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?

6

Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a pain in my eye.

49

A man told his doctor he couldn't stop singing Tom Jones songs.

73

I told my doctor I keep seeing spots.

23

Why did the doctor always carry a pencil?

59

Patient: I swallowed a lot of food coloring.

55

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

77

I told my dentist I had a sweet tooth.

23

Doctor, I think I'm a moth.