Doctor Jokes

76

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

80

I went to the doctor and he said I had type A blood.

80

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

10

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

14

I told my doctor I hear buzzing.

37

Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

83

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'

35

My doctor told me I needed to stop eating fast food.