Family Jokes

55

My mom told me to clean my room before my cousins arrived.

29

My sister asked me to help her move.

76

My brother asked me if I could lend him five dollars.

58

My son asked why we have to tip the waiter.

7

My dad tried to teach me how to invest.

61

My daughter asked me how I managed to stay in shape.

53

I asked my dad why he always talks to the car.

25

My son asked why we have to wear seatbelts in the car.

43

My wife told me to stop making jokes about her cooking.

17

My dad tried to fix the Wi-Fi by hitting the router with a roll of duct tape.

72

My son asked me why I always talk to the plants.

25

My son asked me, 'Dad, why do you have so many photos of yourself?'

66

My son asked me why the sun always shines on our house.

19

My dad told me I was grounded for talking back.

69

My younger brother asked me why our dog always chases its tail.