Family Jokes

48

My son told me he wanted to be a comedian.

74

Why did the dad put his kids in the freezer?

69

My son asked me if I believed in monsters.

11

My son told me he wanted to be a detective when he grew up.

55

My kids asked me what my favorite subject was in school.

58

My son asked me if he could have a pet snake.

67

My kids asked me what it was like growing up without the internet.

32

My wife asked me if I wanted to go to the gym.

73

My dad always told me to be patient.

10

My son asked me if he could stay up all night.

56

My wife asked me if I'd seen her missing rolling pin.

31

My dad always told me to never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

15

My sister borrowed my favorite book.

19

My mom told me to always be myself.

36

My mom told me to clean my room because it looked like a pigsty.