Family Jokes

7

My wife told me to put the cat out.

6

My son asked me what a 'dad joke' was.

50

My dad told me he wanted to try a new diet.

29

My daughter asked me why I always sing in the shower.

71

My teenager asked me for money to go out.

44

My kids asked me if I believe in ghosts.

50

My little brother told me he wanted to be a superhero.

33

My kids asked me what my favorite part about being a parent was.

83

My dad always tells me to seize the day.

10

My son asked me why I talk to myself.

56

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

56

My kid asked me what it was like to be married.

83

My wife asked me to put the cat out.

75

My teenager told me I'm embarrassing.

52

My daughter wanted a cinderella-themed birthday party.