Family Jokes

83

My kids asked me what my favorite subject in school was.

23

My son told me he was going to be a comedian.

7

My wife told me to put the cat out.

6

My son asked me what a 'dad joke' was.

50

My dad told me he wanted to try a new diet.

29

My daughter asked me why I always sing in the shower.

71

My teenager asked me for money to go out.

44

My kids asked me if I believe in ghosts.

50

My little brother told me he wanted to be a superhero.

33

My kids asked me what my favorite part about being a parent was.

83

My dad always tells me to seize the day.

10

My son asked me why I talk to myself.

56

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

56

My kid asked me what it was like to be married.

83

My wife asked me to put the cat out.