Family Jokes

46

My dad said I should embrace my mistakes.

33

My grandma started walking five miles a day at age 60.

34

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

37

My brother is so lazy.

41

My family said I have no sense of direction.

21

I asked my kid what he learned at school.

52

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

29

Why did the dad sit on the clock?

65

I told my kids I'm going to start cooking more.

29

My son asked me to put his shoes on.

23

My teenage daughter asked for a new phone.

11

My mom said I should be more mature.

44

Why do dads carry an extra pair of socks when they golf?

58

My kids told me they wanted a pet.

52

My wife says I never listen to her.