32HolidayWe tried to carve the pumpkin for Halloween but used a butter knife instead of a saw.Show PunchlineShare
50HolidayMy uncle claimed he invented the turkey baster just so he wouldn't have to carve the bird himself anymore.Show PunchlineShare
32HolidayMy dad tried to carve the turkey while it was still in the oven because he wanted it warm.Show PunchlineShare
57HolidayWe hung the lights on the Christmas tree before we even bought the tree itself.Show PunchlineShare
45HolidayWe decided to celebrate Christmas by making our own ornaments out of old socks.Show PunchlineShare
75HolidayWe tried to bake a birthday cake without using any electricity this year.Show PunchlineShare
48HolidayWe tried to celebrate Halloween by making our own costumes out of old newspapers.Show PunchlineShare
37HolidayMy grandma asked why we don't celebrate Easter by finding eggs in the backyard anymore.Show PunchlineShare
19HolidayWe celebrated New Year's Eve by making resolutions that we knew we'd break immediately.Show PunchlineShare
37HolidayWe tried to celebrate Halloween by dressing up as ghosts and hiding in the dark.Show PunchlineShare
19HolidayWe tried to celebrate Thanksgiving by making a giant turkey out of mashed potatoes.Show PunchlineShare
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