Holiday Jokes

78

We tried to celebrate Valentine's Day by making our own chocolate.

62

We tried to have a silent New Year's Eve party because we didn't want to wake the neighbors.

58

We tried to decorate our Christmas tree without using any lights this year.

43

We tried to celebrate Halloween by hiding in our own house waiting for trick-or-treaters.

46

We tried to go camping for Christmas because we wanted a white forest without buying a tree.

17

I bought a calendar full of blank pages so I could plan my own holidays.

74

We tried to hang decorations on the tree without using any hooks or tape this year.

74

I tried to find a gift for my grandma that would last forever.

61

We bought Christmas lights that changed colors automatically every minute.

68

My uncle brought a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner last year.

32

We tried to wrap gifts using only tape because we ran out of paper again.

13

We decided to hang the Christmas lights on the roof this year without ladders.

57

We tried to wrap Christmas presents using only old comic books because we ran out of paper.

80

We tried to bake cookies for Christmas using a recipe from the 1950s found in my grandma's attic.

15

We tried to wrap presents for Christmas using only newspaper instead of wrapping paper.