Holiday Jokes

83

We tried to wrap Christmas gifts with just one roll of paper.

61

We tried to make a Christmas tree out of old sweaters for the holidays.

80

We tried to make a turkey sandwich for Thanksgiving but forgot the turkey.

74

We tried to wrap the Christmas gifts with just one roll of paper.

58

We decorated the front door with pumpkins instead of a wreath for Halloween.

54

My uncle brought a turkey to the Thanksgiving table that was still frozen solid in the middle.

50

We tried to bake cookies for the holidays but forgot to add sugar.

23

We bought a giant inflatable Santa for our lawn, but it kept deflating every time someone walked past.

50

My mom asked me to help her pick out a New Year's Eve resolution for this year.

43

We bought a Halloween costume for the dog that made him look like a vampire bat.

38

I bought my brother a subscription to a gym he's been talking about joining for years.

23

We decided to sit at different tables during Thanksgiving dinner this year.

82

We tried to wrap all our Christmas presents in one day using only masking tape.

8

We tried to set up the Christmas lights this year using a ladder made of paper.

11

We hung all our Christmas lights on the roof but forgot to plug them in until midnight.