Travel Jokes

6

We booked a flight that guaranteed no turbulence for the entire journey.

73

I rented a car for my trip that claimed to be 'fully loaded'.

36

I booked a hotel room that advertised 'soundproof walls'.

59

We decided to save money on our vacation by camping in the backyard.

53

I took a cruise ship vacation that promised 'relaxation and luxury'.

31

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view because I wanted to feel closer to nature.

55

We went on a road trip and stopped at a roadside attraction that promised to show us the world's smallest horse.

54

My wife told me she wants a vacation where we do absolutely nothing but stare at the ocean.

20

We went on a budget vacation where we slept in our car.

33

We went on a road trip to see a famous waterfall.

70

We went on a road trip and stopped at a gas station that was out of everything except air.

10

I packed my suitcase for a beach trip and forgot to bring sunscreen because I thought my skin was naturally tan-proof.

68

I booked a flight with a stopover in a tiny town just to see if they had better snacks.

16

I packed my suitcase for a trip, but forgot to bring my passport because I thought it was optional.

28

I booked a flight that promised a direct route, but we made three stops for 'fuel' and one for 'sightseeing'.