Travel Jokes

15

I booked a trip to a remote cabin that promised total silence.

65

We went on a family vacation to a place that claimed it was 'off the grid'.

56

I booked a trip to a hotel that promised a view of the ocean from every room.

42

I rented a car for my road trip, but the rental agency forgot to include the keys.

28

I booked a trip to a place where they claimed the sun never sets.

45

I booked a trip to a city where they claimed you could walk everywhere without getting tired.

14

I booked a trip to a remote island that promised no internet access.

20

I tried to take a shortcut on my road trip by following a map from 1985.

59

My GPS told me to turn left at the next exit, but I missed it because I was too busy looking at a deer.

68

My GPS told me to take a shortcut through the woods to avoid traffic.

65

We tried to buy a plane ticket that included a free upgrade to first class for our anniversary.

45

My GPS told me to take a scenic route that involved crossing a river without a bridge.

72

We booked a trip to a place where they claimed the sun never sets for tourists.

62

We checked into a resort that promised an all-inclusive experience for the family.

75

My GPS told me to turn left into a field for better traffic flow.