Travel Jokes

70

I booked a flight with no layovers to save time getting to my vacation spot.

38

I packed my suitcase so tightly that when I opened it, the clothes burst out like confetti.

54

We rented a car for our road trip but forgot to check if the GPS knew how to turn.

81

I booked a vacation to a place where there were no cell phones allowed.

42

I rented a car for our road trip that had a GPS system from 1995.

45

I packed a suitcase for a week-long trip but only brought three pairs of socks just in case I lost them.

15

We booked a hotel room on the tenth floor because we wanted a better view of the city lights at night.

54

I booked a flight with no layovers just to save time getting there.

54

I decided to take the scenic route on my road trip to save gas.

73

I booked a hotel room that promised a view of the sunrise from every window.

41

The map said we were three miles from civilization when the GPS just gave up.

16

We booked a guided tour of the city's most haunted locations.

64

I booked a hotel room that promised a view of the ocean from every angle.

72

I reserved a hotel room with a king-size bed to celebrate my anniversary.

51

We rented an RV for our summer vacation, but we didn't read the manual first.