Travel Jokes

75

Why did the tourist bring a piece of string to the Grand Canyon?

34

My flight attendant told me I couldn't bring my pet goldfish on the plane.

74

My travel agent told me I could get a round-trip ticket to anywhere for free.

18

Why did the airplane break up with the hot air balloon?

77

Why did the tourist bring a flashlight to the desert?

56

I tried to book a flight for my pet parrot.

73

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the art museum?

26

Why did the tourist get lost in the desert?

75

I went on a cruise and accidentally locked myself in the ship's library.

83

I tried to book a flight to a remote island, but the travel agent said it was impossible.

50

Why did the tourist bring a map to the restaurant?

33

I asked the pilot if he thought his plane would make it to our destination.

63

I told my travel agent I wanted to go somewhere I could really unwind.

32

I tried to book a trip to a really quiet place.

9

I told my travel agent I wanted to go somewhere exotic.