Travel Jokes

26

I booked a cruise to see the world's most famous volcanoes.

69

I tried to book a trip to the moon, but the travel agent shook her head.

43

I packed a very light suitcase for my trip.

48

I asked the airline if I could bring my pet goldfish on the plane.

22

My friend told me he was going on a trip to get away from it all.

19

I tried to book a flight to Mars.

48

I asked the flight attendant if I could bring my pet rock on the plane.

60

I went on a trip and brought my dog along.

60

My flight was delayed for hours.

69

I asked the flight attendant if this plane had a bathroom.

70

I tried to book a flight to a remote island, but they said it was fully booked.

66

I told my friend I was going on a trip to Switzerland.

5

My travel agent told me I'd have a fantastic view from my hotel room.

77

I asked the flight attendant if I could bring my emotional support alligator on board.

70

I went on vacation to a remote island.